#28 — ‘Twas the Night Before Mommy’s Meltdown

'Twas Dec. 1st and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for Mickey Mouse.

The overpriced Minnie ears hung next to the Goofy tees with care (along with the other crap that the kids will never ever wear).

And while the entitled little brats slept snug in their beds, The Elf On A Shelf drove mommy to desperately look for some holiday meds.