Gone are the days of jamming out to "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt-N-Pepa. Now that Nikki’s a middle-aged single mom of two special needs teenagers, SEX takes on a whole new (uncomfortable) meaning. Jam along as she talks about not having sex… baby.

3-2-1… Happpppy 30th Episode!! Count down the first thirty episodes of Adult Chicken with Nikki. & have the best CLUCKING New Year EVER!!

Nothing says unfiltered fun like a Special Holiday EDition with Bootsie, Sandler & Kevin The Dog. Laugh, gasp & grab your face mask as Nikki & family wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas.

'Twas Dec. 1st and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for Mickey Mouse.

The overpriced Minnie ears hung next to the Goofy tees with care (along with the other crap that the kids will never ever wear).

And while the entitled little brats slept snug in their beds, The Elf On A Shelf drove mommy to desperately look for some holiday meds.

Nikki's family has always given the Griswold's a run for their money and the holiday spent in the Caribbean was no exception. Get ready to string the popcorn and listen along as she tells the stories of the epic dramedy where her Christmas Vacation proved that, in the end… It's A Wonderful Life!

Binge listen as Nikki shares her issues with self control and overindulgence. But make no mistake... even moderation issues can lead to magnificent life lessons.

Join Nikki and her special guest, Sandler Chase (@sandlerschase), to hear how they skate off the bullying of others and find freedom in their passion. “Keep skating Sandler! You’ll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.” ~ Tony Hawk quoting Almost Famous

Grab your favorite wrapping paper and follow Nikki for some creatively inexpensive, grossly unique & strangely shocking holiday gift ideas. Unexpected reactions almost guaranteed.

Ayyyy... come along and trick or treat as well as enjoy a video montage of costumes from the past with Fonzie, Chachi & Joanie. "These happy days are yours and mine... happy days!"~ Happy Days Theme Song / Pratt & McClain

This episode is rated R for Adult Content, Violence, Domestic Abuse, Language and Uncomfortable Subject Matter. A special thank you to all who encouraged me to #getout.

"Puberty is the most amazing, comfortable, blissful time EVER," said Nobody (definitely not Nikki).

Often not fitting in anywhere has given Nikki the opportunity to fit in everywhere. From riches to rags join her adventures with two kids and three duffle bags as they find everyone has something in common.

*This episode is dedicated to Adam Merriman. May every day be the perfect powder day.

Hop on board as Nikki shares the tales from her recent life-altering Alaskan cruise. Life preservers highly recommended.

We all know the saying ~ When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Or, in Nikki’s case~ When life gives you medical mysteries, hope for magical miracles. This episode is dedicated to Dream Street Foundation, a camp for chronically & terminally ill children.

This year, Nikki's son has made a special request to hit up 'the club' for his big day!! So, grab your dollar bills as well as your favorite creepy doll and get ready to celebrate Sandler's birthday!

Haunted by pets of her past... Nikki wasn't sure she could ever bond with another animal. Then she found Kevin… or maybe Kevin found her.

What's behind door number one (insert exciting movie score mystery music here)? Find out as Nikki makes a very unexpected discovery that helps her live, leave and laugh.

Complete with Bond girls, scandal & crime...it's the family story that makes for an exciting Hollywood movie. However, these are not the kind of family members anyone would want to name their children after.